It is the first day of university

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  • 게시일 2019. 09. 10.
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: krclip.com/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Alyssa Pastrana
    Alyssa Pastrana 23 시간 전 +1

    You should do a bloopers video

  • gguk gguk
    gguk gguk 23 시간 전

    I’m a sucker for crackhead friend collecting

  • Jessica Carabante
    Jessica Carabante 23 시간 전

    I hate how you force your humor like it's so stupid

  • Mad Die
    Mad Die 23 시간 전 +1

    I love you - Jesus

  • MadelineAmy
    MadelineAmy 23 시간 전

    LOOK ON AMAZON OR CHEGG FOR CHEAPER TEXTBOOKS YOU CAN RENT (if you want to of course). But seriously, BIG money saver for a broke college student. Just a tip :)

  • Honey. dewz
    Honey. dewz 23 시간 전

    You sound like Sadie from Steven universe

  • Lemon birch
    Lemon birch 23 시간 전

    I hate when people cut the video every time they finish a sentence

  • Hannah Parker
    Hannah Parker 일 전

    why are you so funny and clever its not even fair

  • Bea_ Valdez
    Bea_ Valdez 일 전

    Great job!

  • MinJoo Kim
    MinJoo Kim 일 전

    You are a full time college student 0.o good luck

  • Andrew Nguyen
    Andrew Nguyen 일 전

    Hey joana, where did you get your glasses?

  • TheValkian
    TheValkian 일 전

    It's like that quiet girl in the classroom, but turns out she lives a double life working for the Police, and trying to find gang that target college kids getting high on meth.

  • adam gourid
    adam gourid 일 전

    She’s a good student for real

  • India Bolton
    India Bolton 일 전

    might have found my new favorite youtuber

  • theatre audrey
    theatre audrey 일 전

    if I'm being honest your classes sound like my personal hell

  • bilishu aliss
    bilishu aliss 일 전

    Monsters university must be thrilled to have you, John Celery Congrats !!! I am a junior. I am in Shrek hall, the elitest of the elitest.

  • IIMuniculaII
    IIMuniculaII 일 전

    Apple piss.

  • Sean McLaughlin
    Sean McLaughlin 일 전

    Root -1 loves math I legit love that joke thank you so much

  • Paige Elise
    Paige Elise 일 전 +1

    "No longer am i a pesky high school student...I am officially a victim of capitalism." -Joana Ceddia 2019
    "I left my sanity back in like, third grade so if somebody's found it, please mail it back to me.." -Joana Ceddia 2019
    i kind of want both of these to be my senior quote.....

  • Azeria Arnic
    Azeria Arnic 일 전

    you should do a skincare routine and a whats in your swim bag

  • Gracey Johnson
    Gracey Johnson 일 전

    Tartarus is not in hell its in the underworld two different places two different beliefs

  • Yeah Whatever
    Yeah Whatever 일 전

    Can we all appreciate the fact that although joana has gain MAJOR popularity and still hasn’t changed at all (unlike other KRcliprs haha), I honestly love her so much

  • Kakashi1738
    Kakashi1738 일 전

    Bruh where can I get the new update for my grad 😂

  • Snow Wolf
    Snow Wolf 일 전

    Student 2.0, you wish

  • jula
    jula 일 전

    Joana talks like a wattpad writer and I'm living for it

  • ee P
    ee P 일 전

    What's with all the dislikes?

  • Zack
    Zack 일 전 +1

    In our school, we go to school 6:40 a.m. and the class starts 7:00 a.m. 😢

  • Antwan Whitlock
    Antwan Whitlock 일 전

    Anyone else wearing air force 1's while watching this video?? No? Just me? ok......

  • Karinne Hiyama
    Karinne Hiyama 일 전

    MUJI PENS ARE THE SHIT!!!

  • noobmaster 6969
    noobmaster 6969 일 전

    If this is what college does to you then I'm gonna sink to darkness.

  • melanie kesler
    melanie kesler 일 전

    i LOVE muji pens

  • pookie _
    pookie _ 일 전

    5:50 bruh her n I p S

  • Phoebe O’Connell

    4:49
    Joanna: pulls out sea of monsters
    Me: *SCREAMS in fangirl*

  • Yuna Chan!
    Yuna Chan! 일 전

    YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

  • JDL Caswell
    JDL Caswell 일 전

    PERCY JACKSON YES WE STAN A FANDOM QUEEN

  • TVpop
    TVpop 일 전

    ...is that YORK UNIVERSITY??? I GO THERE WHAT

  • julia brummell
    julia brummell 일 전

    her hair is not the move but love her anyways

  • uluvhere !
    uluvhere ! 일 전

    Now you can complain about the massive amount of debt you chose to put yourself in and blame everyone ( i.e. capitalism) else for you poor financial decisions.

  • waluigi
    waluigi 일 전

    the way she grabs and puts the spaghetti into the measuring cup makes me so uncomfortable

  • The Magnificent WICKED

    Back to school *SHPOOPING* is the best thing ever.




    -John Cena 2019

  • winwxn
    winwxn 일 전

    good for you studying physics. i'm currently taking my required physics and have already had almost two mental breakdowns and it's only been two weeks :,)

  • Mellygirl 101
    Mellygirl 101 일 전

    3:12
    *yeets cheese*
    Me:

  • stephanie
    stephanie 일 전

    10:34 i have the same agenda but smaller

  • Blake McConnell
    Blake McConnell 일 전

    Why dont you drive?

  • phoenix ironside

    Love your videos

  • Corinne But with a K

    My dud I just figured it out I’m gonna be you for Halloween
    I’ll get the microphone and do the palm tree hair I have ur glasses and and every door I will say DID YOU WASH THE CAT EVERY CORNER OF IT

  • John
    John 일 전 +1

    Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

  • Cryptid Cutie
    Cryptid Cutie 일 전

    good luck my guy. ur still gonna have to take english :// unless canadian college is different that american college.

  • wm ahay
    wm ahay 일 전

    Thank you for cheering me up today

  • naruhina & sasusaku forever and always

    *"Also be careful of Peter pan. he screams."* noted.

  • Esme Memories
    Esme Memories 일 전

    “To begin you’re going to burn a steak, it really brings out the favor of animal suffering.” OMGSKSKDK 😂😂😂💀💀

  • SUNNEY DAZE
    SUNNEY DAZE 일 전

    When she prefers science and math over English and history 🤪

  • Sofia Maciejewski
    Sofia Maciejewski 일 전 +1

    Yasssss she was reading Percy Jackson!!!!!!!

  • Jason Gomez
    Jason Gomez 일 전

    Just use a iPad for notes

  • yeet
    yeet 일 전

    CHEESE *throws cheese*

  • Hamish Mcbain
    Hamish Mcbain 일 전

    Why I’m joining the army, no more classes after this last year

  • zer0Bot
    zer0Bot 일 전

    Those courses wow, calculus alone is a lot. Hope you don't get an aneurysm, good luck :)

  • Christina hale
    Christina hale 일 전

    This’ll be me next year

  • NamiiCho
    NamiiCho 일 전 +1

    Congrats on adulting joana 🤣🤣

  • zakiah tukes
    zakiah tukes 일 전

    Oh you’re American